You will outlast us all

You will outlast us all, Happy Birthday! 

You'll outlast us all with that diet of yours! This hilarious birthday card pokes fun at someone who defies all logic by living forever on junk food. Perfect for the friend who claims they'll never get sick, the coworker who survives on fast food, or anyone with an iron stomach and questionable eating habits. A lighthearted way to celebrate their birthday while giving them a good laugh about their legendary (and mysterious) longevity.